- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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