brock has small hands for a small job

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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