- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE