What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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