- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Click here to end the world.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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