Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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VAL SUCKS

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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