- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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