so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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