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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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