Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Y u do dis?

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

i have read and agree to the terms of service

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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