Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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charlie sheen

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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pudding

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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