Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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