this is not an anti joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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