I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A black man has a job.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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drugs.

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Cows are land manatees.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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