A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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THE GAME

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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