What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Women's Rights.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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PEANIS!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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