Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What comes after 69? 70

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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