What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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knock knock come in!

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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