A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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