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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Chuck Norris.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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