What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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9/11

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A Fat Kenyan

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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