- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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