Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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