Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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