What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Vagina.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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