What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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This joke is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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