What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

EGGPLANT

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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