- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone