Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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