- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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