- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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