A black student graduated High School

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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