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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

why did matt die? He had cancer

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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