What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

boobs!

No, Trinidad.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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