A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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jibby jobby

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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baskets

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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I regret everything.....

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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