A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What does water smell like? water.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Catholicism.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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