- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

He--Hey guys

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

FIONN'S LIFE

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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