- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Wanker

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

BIG PENIS

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

kaite is dumb that is true

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