- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Women's Rights.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

So I was walking down the road today

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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