A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Vagina Boob

Bad grammers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

I killed someone on minecraft.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

knock knock who's there? hope

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

hey John will you make some copies

guess what what that wasnt it

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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