How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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An Artic Storm.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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