- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

everybody loves raymond

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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