What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Penis

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Ken wins!

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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