Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What can hitler cook well Steak

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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