What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I've got a dig bick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Poop.

women's rights.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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