Whats worse than a joke? This

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A dog was barking at a tree

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why is the ground wet It rained

* anti-punchline

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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