- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

24

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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