Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

the WNBA

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Has u seen my grammar?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

in soviet russia, cow milks you

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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