what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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