- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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