- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Guess who is violent. Osama

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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