- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Two women were sitting quietly.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??