What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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good one jess !!

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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