Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Caca.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How old is your mom Dead

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Samraj.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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