I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Wait what? I did not type that!

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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