- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many light bulbs? 1

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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