A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Dumb

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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