Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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