A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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women's rights, lol

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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womens rights

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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