A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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