What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Misner is a twat.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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