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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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