What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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I just drank a cola.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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