- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Wright flyer

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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