- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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