- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

lewis ya baggy fuck

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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