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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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