what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Womens' sports

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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r u smart..... or ur black

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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