So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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John Stamos.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man killed himself.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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long in the tooth!

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Hail Heetluh

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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