- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

just in time?

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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