The FCC

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Women's rights

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Your social life.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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