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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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