- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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