What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Women's rights

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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whos district champs not JM

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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