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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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