- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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