- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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